For those that may not know my favorite band of all time is Juno Reactor. You may recognize some of their music in such movies as The Matrix Reloaded, Mortal Kombat, and Beowulf. Well I kinda lost track of them for a while and didn't even know they released a new album in 2008. So I got it and listened to it. It's different than most of their other stuff but it's still the Juno Reactor I've grown to love. What I love about Juno Reactor is the way their music seems to tell a story. Keep in mind this is all without words. They are genre-ized as goa trance I believe, which I have no clue what that is. If you are wanting to give them a try I highly recommend the Labyrinth album. At least that is my favorite.
I am pretty excited about seeing Iron Man 2 this weekend. I loved the first one and have high hopes that the second will rock my socks off. I'm also excited for all the other Marvel movies coming out soon such as The Avengers, Thor, and Captain America. What I would really like to see made into a movie is the Marvel Zombies spinoff. Oh how awesome would that be? I'll say it now, the greatest movie ever made would be the Marvel Zombies vs The Army of Darkness. !! Speaking of zombies, The Walking Dead begins filming here in Atlanta sometime this month. I've got to find out where and go stalk some sets! I also need to catch up with the comics. I haven't read anything new in a while now.
Okay, I wanted to review the movie Legion with some screen grabs and such but I can't bear to even think about watching that movie a second time. So here's what I can say about the movie off the top of my head. It starts off pretty good with building up the characters. Then it just shits on itself, licks up the shit, vomits the shit out through the nose, and feeds it to the audience. The premise is Angels are sent down to Earth to exterminate all mankind or something like that. And the only hope for mankind to survive is an unborn child some bitch is bearing. She doesn't even want the baby. And let me tell you, this is one super fucking baby. Spoiler alert: In the end of the movie the mom of the super baby and the wanna be boyfriend of the mom are speeding at 100+ mph with a fucking Angel on the roof of their car attempting to murder the baby. Now they wreck at 100+ mph and escape without a damn scratch on them including the hour old baby!! W!?T?!F!? Oh let's not forget about the Angel that's attacking them. The dude has like metallic wings and can cut anything it seems, but forgets to use these badass gifts from God when they would be deemed most usable. As horrible as this movie is, there are a couple scenes that are pretty awesome. Like the Granny in the diner that gets possessed and goes batshit crazy, crawling on the ceiling and biting chunks out of dudes like a damn zombie would. And the ice cream man scene. I believe both of these scenes can be seen in the trailer, thus ruining any chance of surprise in the movie. Anyway, the movie sucked. Watch the first hour or so of it, then turn it off. You'll thank me for saving your pupils from being sucked into themselves from the awfulness that is the last half of this movie.
Here is the trailer (I also noticed the trailer has Juno Reactor playing in it. Haha) -
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